My First Pimp Cane

I am up in Pittsburg doing a special send off show for Fr. Matt McClain of St. Alexis Parish. And out of no where my lil brother Andy gives me a pimp cane he got at the salvation army. And this is no ordinary pimp cane – it is hand carved with some kind of weird dragon dog head on the top of it and little wavey designs adorning the sides. Now if that wasn’t enough – the jon has got about four coats of poly-urethane on it – so I can see my reflection in it. And the icing on the cake – is that it’s got a marble in it’s mouth. So classic. So classy. Every rapper needs a pimp cane to strut with. Now all I need is an iced out grill and a jerry curl. Any ideas for naming the pimp cane would be greatly appreciated…